So I wake up,I have a fever I have a cough and a sore throat.”Perfect!” I say sarcastically as I flop on the couch. “Well I can still go job hunting I just have to bring some water with me.” Well Life wasn’t having that.No optimism here,it seems to say, as I then go in the bathroom and start my period. “Well this isn’t so bad good thing I have…” I peer under the bathroom sink to find a box of tampons..and EMPTY box of tampons. At this point I am frustrated.For I have no money to buy said necessary ladythings. I turn my head to eyeball the last roll of toilet paper and come to the realization that there is maaybe enough to ghetto-rig one and only one pad/tampon-like thing……So I do so.Then stand up and practically faint. “I can’t walk around like this…I guess it’s online job apps..not so bad.” I sigh again and plop down into my boyfriends computer chair and begin some apps..only to realize I can’t remember my social security number and my wallet is nowhere to be found…..Fuck.
So I say to you life,Fuck off I’m playing world of warcraft in my pajamas.